I'm Backkkkkkkkk!!? Some more humourous jokes for you all.?

Question

Some of these you may have heard, but what the heck!

Boy rushes home to tell his Dad that he's had s*x for the first time! Well done son. I'll get that bike I promised you. No rush Dad, my @rse is still a bit sore!

Answer 1

Ewww x

Still Made Me Laugh Though :D x

Answer 2

Haha! Oh that was good :D

Answer 3

oh no that is sick LOL  

Answer 4

good job you didnt mention the missionary position your joke would have been removed like mine

Answer 5

Love it!

I was in stitches there for about 5 mins  

Answer 6

definitely heard that one before but i still love it & to be honest, i did forget the punchline :)

Answer 7

i heard a different one it goes like this

Boy rushes home from school to tell his mum that he got and A his mum was very proud but he said he had to sleep with the teacher mum said im very disappointed go tell your father

Boy goes to father tells him he got an A dad was proud he said but i had to sleep with the teacher dad was even more proud and said son im taking you out to the pub boy said no thanks dad my bum still hurts

Answer 8

OMg  IMA KILL U

Answer 9

I don't get it.

Answer 10

o come on i just ate