I'm a complete failure....?

Question

I was lifting iron in Valhalla earlier today and this real hot woman was gawking at my manliness. I was doing seated DB presses and she was obviously getting hot by my amazing physique. I winked at her on my last set and I went over to her to converse. She saw the bulge in my pants and she asked how big my p***s was, I said "2 inches erect baby, I'm all man, can you handle me?" She laughed and said that baby carrots were bigger than me. I was ashamed and than every steroid injecting guy in the gym started laughing at me, than the pathetic 300 pounder that only works biceps called me a loser.

Should I go to a new gym?

Answer 1

well first of all go to another gym. second dont say things which r so personal. third it happens and with time u will forget it good luck

Answer 2

ha ha ha.

Wonder what I woulda called you....hmmmm

Answer 3

It's kinda your fault, you could have said 8"!  

Answer 4

You exercise with the norse gods in Valhalla?!

Where is the rainbow bridge?

Answer 5

LOOL..

You could have said 'well if you stick around you might find out'. lol

But come on no don't leave the gym lol I'm sure you can face them again I mean their not goning to hold it against you.. Dumb things happen all the time so just calm it and move on.

Answer 6

Get off the roids buddy