I'm a complete failure?

Question

I was lifting iron in Valhalla earlier today and this real hot woman was gawking at my manliness. I was doing seated DB presses and she was obviously getting hot by my amazing physique. I winked at her on my last set and I went over to her to converse. She saw the bulge in my pants and she asked how big my p***s was, I said "2 inches erect baby, I'm all man, can you handle me?" She laughed and said that baby carrots were bigger than me. I was ashamed and than every steroid injecting guy in the gym started laughing at me, than the pathetic 300 pounder that only works biceps called me a loser.

Should I go to a new gym?

Answer 1

that n get you a good p***s pump. LOL.

Answer 2

yah and u should also get an enhancement cause ive seen babies with bigger penises  

Answer 3

I think the answer here is obvious...GET JACKED HARD ON STEROIDS  so you won't feel inadequate next to the dudes with foot long subs...

Answer 4

aww that really sucks...yeah I would consider going to a different gym or you could just s***w what people think and do what you want

Answer 5

you should inject botox into your small d**k and see what happens

Answer 6

she was a s**t anyways

she like meat more then carrots

hahahaha

Answer 7

No, but you should probably talk to your doctor about taking Zyprexa.

http://zyprexa.com/schizophrenia/zyprexa...

Answer 8

Tell em to go a s***w themselves, everybody has there little secrets which they tend to hide from losers like the 300 ponder pork head, there's nothing wrong with that. Plus, 1/6 chicks only worry about the size of a p***s.

Well ... maybe I should admit also that you ant the only one out there that could have a small one in there pants, I could also have a small one.......oh, wait .......I'll measure it!.......Its about...11 cm long when not in action and .......nearly double the size when in action......positive........maybe.......... a bit smaller ...

Answer 9

no, b a man and wlk in wit ur hed held high, y care wat ova ppl fink?! the situation probly wasnt tht bad and u just fink it was.. u knw hw it is

and let tht b a lesson, pump iron, dnt cht rndm women up wit random talk lyk tht

Answer 10

you're a great story-teller

Answer 11

You should have told her that you have some full grown carrots in your car after she made that comment

Answer 12

You sound like an idiot.  

Answer 13

you should have told her you were 2 1/2".   Then you would have gotten some for sure