I'm about to be attacked by a dinosaur! HELP ME!?

Question

please help, there is a dinosaur outside my house, and its big fat foot looks pretty close to squashing me

what shall i do?

Answer 1

look amused.

do not get off of the computer.

call your friend and tell her there is a dinosaur in your backyard.

petend like it is no big deal, like u see them all the time.

then go feed it.

say nice doggy.

then say "oops i meant to say dinosary"

maybe it will become your new pet.

LOLZ!

Answer 2

That's no way to talk about your angry, hungry dog! (Comedy intended)

Answer 3

Get off shrooms :)

Answer 4

Play poker with it.  

Answer 5

Tell him you'll give him diarrhea

Answer 6

Is T-Rex???

Don't worry the secret service and FBI is on the way.

Answer 7

RUN!!!!

lolz

Answer 8

quick! grab a hammer and smash his toes!

Answer 9

give them a cookie... then tell them to feck off

Answer 10

Get off the computer!!!!

Answer 11

Go get help and ruuuun! xD

Answer 12

Just stay Here, let it eat you.

Answer 13

you should go out there and say "bad dinosaur! bad!".....tell him whos boss!!

Answer 14

Take a picture. =]

Answer 15

Stop drop and roll!

Answer 16

THROW HIM A PIECE OF STEAK.

Answer 17

ignore it, the problem will eventually resolve itself =P

Answer 18

DONT MOVE!

:)

Answer 19

Sure let my cyberly pull you throught my laptop screen!