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I'm afraid my son might be catching the g*y. What's the best method for prevention?

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I'm afraid my son might be catching the g*y. What's the best method for prevention?

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  1. Let nature runs it's g*y course and love him no matter what!


  2. JB weld his b******e shut

  3. ok this is 2008 not 1988. it's ok to be g*y

  4. Make sure he has nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, to do with Disney channel and their evil cadettes.  

  5. rent him a prostitute (full female version) and take him hunting.

  6. Make him join the boy scouts... no wait, that's how my cousin caught it

  7. subscribe to Playboy for him

  8. how old is he? what does he do?

    i mean it maybe that your such a homo pho that its totally normal and he is just being a kid.

  9. shock therapy.  show him pictures of naked dudes and give him a jab with the taser

  10. you cant prevent that which is inevitable.

  11. I was going to say church but who are we kidding, that's where they all hide. Make him watch Chuck Norris re-runs.  

  12. Wallpaper his room with the pages from "Big Juggs" and "p**n Chicks Mag", and read him the heart warming bedtime story of "Goldilocks Gets Naked with the Three Horny Bears" each night.

    *cries*

  13. "The g*y" is nothing.

    There is no such disease called "the g*y".

    Now, if you're talking homosexual--i'm sorry, but it's incurable.

    But that's only because it's normal--not a disease.

    The best method of prevention, is acceptance.

    Accept who he is, accept what he is.

    Don't fret over something he cannot control.

  14. Isolation

    Actually, g*y guys are cute, so let him run wild and free

  15. make sure he is not listening to the pet shop boys or watching q***r as folk.  

  16. Get him in bed with a girl right away!

  17. vaseline intensive care  on his bottom ,,,,,,, stops Chaps

  18. Put him in time out and send him to bed without dinner.

  19. It's the internets.  Next thing you know he'll be on the pot, too.  Have you shown him Nada's 360.  If he only looks once, he's caught it.  Have "THUG LIFE" tattooed around his navel.  Hope this helped. ♥
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