I'm afraid to ask my Mom what defecate means?

Question

I met the hottest girl at school yesterday. She is really hardcore punk rock so we are almost total opposites. It turned out we even rode the same bus home! We shared a seat and she flirted with me the whole time. I have never really had a girl pay so much attention to me! She even said some really dirty things. Everything is great except before she got off the bus she told me she was going to defecate on me! What does this mean? I am afraid it is something bad so I can't ask my mom and I am embaressed in front of my friends. They have probably all done it before. Help Me

Answer 1

idk what to tell you.... i rele dont kno if u should go out wit her.

Answer 2

means she's gonna c**p on you... you have internet look it up.

Answer 3

she pretty much just told you she is going to **** on you.

Answer 4

It means she want to p**p on you, kiddo. Yuck!!

Answer 5

Its to release her bowel movements on you. p**p. lol. How did you respond to that when she told you? ahaha

Answer 6

dude your girl has a shiit fetish , don't tell your friends about that at all! and find uot if she's for real or bull-shitting you.  

Answer 7

judging by ur other questions, this sounds totally fake. get a life pleaseeeeeeeee. so sad. lol  

Answer 8

uuuuh DICTIONARY!!!

and for the record I hope all your friends haven't done it!!!!

Answer 9

It means she was going to p**p on you.  

Answer 10

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/d...

Okay have you ever heard of a DICTIONARY.  Above is the meaning of defecate and it isn't good.  Your new girlfriend sounds a little sick to me.

Answer 11

Google.  It means to p**p.  Good luck with that.

Answer 12

A dictionary will work just fine.

Answer 13

if you are looking for dictionary description it means to discharge f***s from the body

Answer 14

It means shes gonna take a poo on you! that girls pretty strange!

Answer 15

defecate means p**p, ****, have a bowel movement.  I'd stay the h**l away from anyone who said they were going to **** on me.

Answer 16

It means that she wants to take a sh*t on you. Look it up in the dictionary, it's listed. This isn't something that most people usually do to one another unless they have a fetish and consent to such a devious act. I wouldn't allow anything like that because of the spread of infections and STDs, and if you're smart you won't either.

Answer 17

Son there is no hope for you. Do you own a dictionary? Know how to use one? You were played a fool. Sorry  

Answer 18

defecate means to p**p in simple terms

Answer 19

If you don't mind being sh-t on by girls, great, stay with her, also, to prevent having to ask further silly questions like this one, why don't you as others have suggested, invest in a dictionary.

Answer 20

Ewwww...don't think you want her to defecate on you...see below:

Defecation is the final act of digestion by which organisms eliminate solid, semisolid or liquid waste material (faeces) from the digestive tract via the a**s