I'm applying for X Factor do you think I should go for the dead parent story, or just turn up in a wheelchair?

Answer 1

The dead parent story

Answer 2

Probably better as a muslim

Answer 3

I think you should think before you type such insensitive questions as the things you have mentioned actually happen to people and should not be mocked.  

Answer 4

yeaah they do all seem to have a sob story. cant get in on just pure talent i guess.

Answer 5

lol, oooh, very controversial! maybe your cat died? ;)

Answer 6

um wheelchair. My friends parents both died in like the last week. Don't even pretend because it's c**p!

Answer 7

You should go for the forgotten orphan angle.

Answer 8

how about a life support machine

Answer 9

try telling Simon you are not long for this world , in sign language

Answer 10

lmao

Answer 11

ahahhh i think the wheelchair would give you the most chance

maybe fall out the chair as your coming into the audition too

good luck     :]

Answer 12

Dead parents died in freak wheelchair accidents.

Answer 13

Has your wheelchair any talent?

Answer 14

what is xfactor

Answer 15

cancer always goes down well with the public for the sympathy vote.

Answer 16

I say wheelchair

Answer 17

Do what you want ,but don't do an ariel !

Answer 18

Nah, its boring now, everyone does it. Go for a new angle: be normal! Both parents alive, beautiful, young, with 2 degrees, married, happy and healthy!!! They'll be blown away.  

Answer 19

wheelchair sounds funny

Answer 20

lol you can make anything up, like that gel-head from yorkshire who lied about his dad not speaking to him

Answer 21

try no life story,addicted to P+S maybe!

Answer 22

Say that your in a new movie "two girls one factor"

Answer 23

How about both? lol.

Answer 24

**** it - bu some of the scum that have managed to get themselves on telly this year you'll have to try even harder next year. so heres what you should do.

1.Put on 25 Stone - People Love a fat ****!!

2.Become an Alcoholic

3.Become A Junkie

(you can do the alcoholic and junkie thing just in a weekend break to Scotland)

4,Have absolutley no exercise whatsoever

5.Marry Amy Winehouse

6. Get an ubelievable addition to pain killers and anything you know you shouldnt be taking too much of.

7.Dabble in as many Class A drugs as you can find.

8.Have as many interracial illigitimate children as you can within a year.

9.Also commit some crimes, and ty to get yourself involved in a s*x scandal involving a horse and a time delayed water feature.  Then kill 3 audience members outside before you go in. then while dermot is talking to you before you go in, confess your undying love to him and try to get him to love you.

This time next year when i watch the x factor auditions, i can see you go on stage, with a joint in your hand, a lethal cocktail in the other, a line ready to snort, a needle in your arm and leg with vomit on your clothes, and your c**k hanging out.  you can then tell the story of how your life got to be so ****, and you'll win the whole ******* thing

there thats how far you'll have to go to win!!

You'll **** em!!!

I'm only joking by the way so please don't take offence.

You don't have to have your c**k out - thats optional !!

Answer 25

what the h**l is x factor essay?

Answer 26

NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Answer 27

lmfao pmpl try both  

Answer 28

hahahaha your funny:)

Answer 29

go as a black L*****n in a wheelchair then you'll have all bases covered

Answer 30

Looooooooooool.  Nah, all been done.  Got to do better.  You're a paraplegic orphan who was raised by wolves who then abandoned you, and dragged yourself up to be a respectable person, whose only love was their cat, who sadly died, and so you'll dedicate your first song to him.