I'm deathly afraid of salt shakers!?

Question

And my grandma just bought me one for my birthday! What do I do?

I'm afraid to go to sleep now!

Answer 1

the salt shaker bottle will not get you. btw why are u afraid again?

Answer 2

Buy some tequila and limes. You'll sleep well.

Answer 3

how are you afraid of that? but seriously nothing can happen. a salt shaker doesn't have legs and it doesn't have a mouth so it can't taunt you and it can't come to you. feel free to sleep with the lights on, but just remember there is NO way it can end up in you're room. so you are perfectly fine! just tell you're mom that you don't want it.

Answer 4

i wont ask you how you salt your food, but smash it or throw it out the window really far or something.

Answer 5

Are you a snail?  

Answer 6

Oh wow, that's bad. Ok, take the salt shaker and burn it. And sleep with the lights on tonight.