I'm doing my first triathlon this weekend in New Zealand. Any good pointers?

Question

I'm doing my first triathlon this weekend in New Zealand. Any good pointers?

Answer 1

Do not eat the spaghetti at Sonic within 48 hours of the competition.  Also, try at all costs to avoid mad cow disease.  It killed a buddy of mine's hopes of winning his first triathlon.

Answer 2

Run like h**l and use plenty of K-Y so you have less wind resistance and you'll glide through the water during the swimming.

Answer 3

Use a motorcycle instead of a bike, scuba fins and hand fins as well, but run the running part regular so they can't say you cheated.

Answer 4

Clothing causes wind resistance...that's all I have to say