I'm forming my own Planet of the Apes.

Question

I'm forming my OWN Planet of the Apes. I bought an island and I'm planning on filling it with Apes that can talk & such. Since I'm not an Ape though, I'm going to have to get plastic surgery, so I look like an Ape.

I'm thinking about getting my nose stretched, my hair line fixed, and my lips done. What other things should I do? OH, and I'm tattooing my lips black, so they are more Ape like in appearance.

So, what do you guys think? Any other suggestions on what I should do? They would be appreciated. Thanks.

Answer 1

dye your skin and hair black

like BLACK

not brownish or dark red

BLACK

hmmm

and build some muscle, eat some bugs out of your mates hair... and youre set!

Answer 2

you are seeking assistance in the wrong area...try asking this in the Psychology section...

Answer 3

left me be the chief financial officer of the island

Answer 4

Why can't you just be a human-overlord type thing? I know it doesn't fit with the whole "Planet of the Apes" thing, but you'd save money (because you wouldn't have to get the plastic surgery). And being an overlord is always fun! =)

But if you do decide to go ape, you need thick hair all over your body. And practice the chest-thumping.

Answer 5

You need human slaves, too.  

Answer 6

Don't forget to take some humans who look like humans to dominate

or it won't be any fun.

You will need to wear burlap all the time.