I'm going on a date with myself tonight....?

Question

I plan on having dinner and maybe catching a movie. But I'm a little nervous.

1. How can I keep myself from comparing me to my other exes?

2. Is it forward of me to expect s*x at the end of the evening?

Answer 1

1. meh, i'm sure ur new guy's waaaaaaayyyyyy better, maybe just less compatable

2. nah, just imply it and don't forget to use protection. set the mood for it too.

lmao, thanks for the giggle, dude. ^_^

Answer 2

Conversation is always good, the bill is always cheaper than dating the ex's, but s*x, well that's personal and up to you.

I cant think of it but if there's a name, 1/2 dress as woman and 1/2 dress as man, split down the centre, people wont think your crazy then, well as crazy anyway.

Answer 3

haha nice sure s*x might be ahem a little... 'hard' to get i think you should ask self first be patient things will ahem 'come' ....lol...when its the right time

Answer 4

Good i dated myself a couple of month ago but we were too incompatible for each other

How can I keep myself from comparing me to my other exes? don't worry this new guy sounds way better than your exes

Is it forward of me to expect s*x at the end of the evening? unless both your hands are in casts i don't think it's  too forward or impossible

hope ya get lucky 2nite

Answer 5

Lol

Answer 6

Just buy yourself a couple of drinks and relax. Then when you've managed to talk yourself into going back to your place, you know your in.

Just make sure you don't do anything that would make you not respect yourself in the morning.

Answer 7

why with yourself

go striaght and everyone will be able to go out with u then

Answer 8

lol.....are you as s**y as you sound?

Answer 9

You could do the s*x part before you leave the house and get it out of the way.  Comparisons are normal and natural, don't worry about it.  Just be yourself.  And be sure to eat sensibly -- just because you're treating, you don't have to order the most expensive item or the richest dessert!

Answer 10

Dear Butters,

I'm sure that you will be in the very best of company. Don't worry about your former selves, if they seem envious, your shadow will have a quiet word with them.

s*x at the end of the evening? Don't get your hopes up it's only a first date after all.

Rose (agony aunt) P.

Answer 11

YOU'RE WEIRD!!

Answer 12

Uh, hey fellas!

Good Luck with that :o hahaha

Answer 13

wow, idk, man goodluck... if you s***w this one up that's it.  

Answer 14

You know, I think you might get lucky tonight.  Better bring some lube just in case.

Answer 15

s**y  

Answer 16

I don't know. Just ask your date at the end of the night. Say, "self, do you wanna have some s*x?" and take it from there ;)

Answer 17

I was supposed to go out to dinner with some friends tonight but I have decided to have a date with me too. I'm having a nice homemade dinner, watching TV or a movie. I'm not going to compare myself to my ex's because we all have our own good qualities. I am expecting to have s*x with me too, after all, I did cook dinner for me. It's gonna be good to I can just feel the intimacy building. Hope your date and mine go really well. Have fun!!!!

Answer 18

wtf??

how are you going on a date with yourselff,,

are you for real about thiss.

Answer 19

lol.

1. Size and width counts here.

2. Play it coy and flirty, but don't put out on the 1st date.

Answer 20

how do you go on a date with your self, get nervous with your self, and have s*x with your self?

Answer 21

1.  Don't bother, I bet you're far superior to any of your exes!!

2.  Of course, but Always provide candlelight and some nice mood music.  If your gonna expect s*x, at least make it nice!!!  LOL  :@)

Answer 22

Don't be nervous. Everything will be alright. Don't worry about anyone but yourself tonight. Go all the way you know yourself well enough by now.

Answer 23

lol.

Answer 24

1) just make sure you measure "up" while naked and looking in the mirror

2) buy some KY.  Look down at your "buddy" and tell him to scream all he wants but nobody is around to hear.  Beat yourself silly!

Enjoy!