I'm going to bed, will you read me a story or sing me a song?

Question

Both alion300?

Answer 1

Yeah!

And if your heart stops beating

I'll be here wondering

Did you get what you deserve?

The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven

I'll be here waiting, babe

Did you get what you deserve?

The end, and if your life won't wait

Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?

No one ever had much nice to say

I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take me from the hospital bed

Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.

And wouldn't it be great If we were dead?

Ohh dead.

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish

You never fell in love

Did you get what you deserve?

The ending of your life

And if you* get to heaven

I'll be here waiting, babe

Did you get what you deserve?

The end, and if your life won't wait

Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?

No one ever had much nice to say

I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take me from the hospital bed

Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?

And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation

During this operation

Found a complication in your heart

So long, 'Cause now you've got (now you've got)

Maybe just two weeks to live

Is that the most the both of you can give?

One, two, one two three four!

LA LA LA LA LA!

LA LA LA LA LA LA!

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Well come on,

LA LA LA LA LA!

LA LA LA LA LA LA!

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Oh ************,

If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)

Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)

If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)

Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)

Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)

If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)

Then why am I dead?

DEAD!

Answer 2

One, Two Freddy's coming for you,

Three, Four, better lock your door,

Five, Six, grab your crucifix,

Seven, Eight, gonna stay up late,

Nine, Ten never sleep again.

Night Night ...  :D

Answer 3

I'll read you a story. Would you prefer Stephen King,or

Edgar Allan Poe?

Both,if you want...

Answer 4

Hush Little Baby, Dont say a word

Mamas gonna hmm hmm  forgotten words

And if those forgotten words dont sing

mamas gonna put sleeping pills in your porridge again!

(kisses)  sleep well, hun