I'm going to go to South America for six months next year. How can I impress the women there?

Question

I'm a 27 year old American male in pretty good shape from triathlons and futbol, and I'm working on my spanish. I hope to be at least pretty proficient by the time I go. What else can I do besides look my best and know the language to impress, let's say, a Peruvian princess? I'm a musician, so that works well here, but I don't know how many pianos I'll find that I'm allowed to play in Lima. I know there's lots of s*x to be had in SA, but I won't pay for it. I'm much more interested in making REAL women genuinely like me. They say it's the land of "machismo", but would a different approach work better for a foreigner? If it matters, I'm going to Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, y Brasil.

Answer 1

Charm is always good... and wit.  OR you could just not wear any pants, that always works.

Answer 2

Have you got money?

Answer 3

Be yourself.  And why do you have to go all the way to South America?  THere are plenty of beautiful here in the United States that would love to have  a man like you!!  Maybe you just haven given them a chance!!!  Be yourself, do you, love you!!!  Good luck!!!

Answer 4

They'll like you just because you're a foreigner. Easy enough?  Think about it, the ugliest Australian dude could come and get American chicks swooning over him....same thing!

Answer 5

If you are calling it futbol then you are not American.  Try it somewhere else.

Edit:  BS  Poser

Answer 6

Money?

Answer 7

see wat they like and do dat

Answer 8

Yeah!... Bring your wallet!...

Answer 9

People from argentina are very stuck up and conceited and they look down on other people so watch what you say around them because they get offended easily

Answer 10

dress nice be very polite and have money and u know, be from america(classy not S****y american)