I'm going to have to get a job. Can anybody tell me personal experiences working at Marla's Bed and Brothel?

Question

Papa left the family savings to the Save the Midgets fund.

Answer 1

I happen to be the successor trustee of the Save the Midgets Fund.  After all of the midgets "mysteriously" *looking around* disappear, I will get all of the money.

Answer 2

Great place to work. the hours are long and Marla is a tough but fair boss. They make a great fish taco well so does sonic

Answer 3

I've got some stories I could tell you.

But then I'd have to kill you.

Answer 4

You'll do well if you look like your picture.  Altho

most 'customers' aren't necessarily interested in a  face, at Marla's it's a definite plus especially compared to the unattractiveness of her normal stable. Truth be known, Marla's face alone was responsible for the repairs on "Big Ben".

Answer 5

Marla's is a famously wonderful place of employment. The hours are short and sweet. Get in your 25 customers for the evening and you can go home or retire to your room as you wish. You only have to split the proceeds 50/50

so you will be rolling in dough in no time.

Answer 6

hahahahaha

Answer 7

Here's a better idea, sue the midgets for Papa's fortune just like in the case where Anna Nicole got all of her money.  That's MY baby by the way....