I'm going to middle school. Any good comebacks for insults like you're fat, ugly, ect.?

Question

People are always insulting me 'cause I have no good comebacks to say to them. Any good comeback is ok, as long as theirs no curses in it. Thanks!!

Answer 1

Just say "And whats your GPA???"

Answer 2

I wouldnt be talking.

Answer 3

Hey im sorry to hear that middle school is so fun and there is never mean going on but if they say rhat dont say something back you dont want to have your life misserbale

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Answer 4

"i'm fat, well thats what ur mom said if u know what i mean"

"Im ugly, your mother didnt seem to mind last night"

Always good to work with the your mother comebacks

Answer 5

Comebacks? No. Ignore them. I know it's hard, but it's the right thing to do, and then you aren't 1)down to their level or 2)egging them on.

Answer 6

Trust me I have been in middle school and the best thing to do is just ignore them I know its hard but its better then getting in a fight or detention or if it really bothers you talk to a teacher or a parent

Answer 7

-ewwwwww, speak about yourself

Answer 8

Just say "Tell your mom to call me when she's up for some more..."

Answer 9

just ignore them, in the Bible, Romans 12:19 says, that it is not ours to avenge,its the Lords....except in different words,you should read that verse,or just the whole book of Romans,lots of good info and advise,also James

Answer 10

well i look them up and down and go well you shouldn't be talkin when your that small... and then i just contiune on my merry little way chewing my gum! it works for girls and guys....and then they just stare at me  with there mouth wide open and this really mad look on they're face :)

Answer 11

its middle school. just be like o ok your cool

Answer 12

If someone says that you are g*y, then just say, "if i was g*y you would want me".

If someone calls you fat, just say, "ooh well its more for your mother to love."

If someone says your ugly, just say "it did'nt stop your mother last night."

Sorry if these are too rough!