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I'm having a really bad night?

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Say something funny to cheer me up :)

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Big Brother is the best?
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http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cq...

cheer up.

xx
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Don't take Big Brother so seriously.
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once i flicked a spring roll into my eye balls cheese phone
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You're in Friday! Enjoy the weekend!.

Greetings from the Saturday = Perth,Australia.
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Why are pirates called pirates?

because they arrrrrrrrrrrrr.

what do cows with no lips say?

oooooooooooooooooom
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This joke is for you!

"I have such bad luck, If it were raining p***s's I would get hit with a v****a!"
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here are some funny pics

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Bush.

:)
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i just sneezed and battered my head off the wall!
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Ok, went to see Hellboy 2 with the hubby and young son tonight, we were sitting in the 2nd last row (used to be known as lovers row way back when) before the film started my lad went to the loo, now I worked really hard today and was very tired so I yawned and stretched and apparently exclaimed 'Ohhhhhh God', me hubby and the rest of the audience (cinema half full) turned and looked at me..I asked 'what ?'

He (the hubby said)...... sounded like an o****m...................

Oh dear.

Strange but true.

Just remembered a joke I heard on the telly juring the week -

What do you call a L*****n dinosaur ?

ilickalotapuss.

x
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I'll tell you a joke. I've told it before a few weeks ago in another section, so, sorry if you've heard it.

2 men were holding up a bank. one mans balaclava slipped down. he turned to this bloke and said "did you see my face then?" the man replied "yes!" so the robber shot him dead. he turned to this other man and said "did YOU see my face?" the man replied "No!".... "but my wife did!" LOL
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I was offered a 52" plasma TV for ÃƒÂ‚Ã‚Â£40 today, the volume switch doesn't work, but at that price you couldn't turn it down!
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read this - it made me laugh

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
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Scotch Mist.
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boo!
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I'll say... I'm still trying to sew my head back on!!!

BTW. I liked it where it previously was!!!
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Does my avatar satisfy you?
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You're gonna die soon. That cheers me up.
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okayy .. make up some really stupid questions and post them and see what reaplys u get then delete them tmoz .. it kills time and is quite funny lol
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To cheer you up ? Go read a few of michael w's answers to McCann questions. ha ha ha ha ha and your night shift will go quickly.
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That i am almost 19 years older than you. (I think).

Trust me, if i could be that age again, i would never be down. Out to pubs all weekend, nightclubbing etc. I miss being young. The things you worried about back then, seem so unimportant now. Live life to the full and enjoy every moment. That is all that matters. :)
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i broke a shelf in sainsburys and all the stuff fell on the floor just as a manager was walking past, i was SO embarrassed and i was hoovering in my knickers when the milkman called and he saw me through the glass door, oh well i bet he won't call again in a hurry lol x
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o.o go search up jokes?
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as much as you're a cheeky little bugger to me

i still like you, geez you do make me laugh for

a chav.
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i love your picture you little devil lol
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Stay out of current affairs that would make anyone feel bad.
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Visit this web page

http://failblog.org/
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I have a good one for you, one person i know has been asked by a girl to marry him. the thing is he is married already. Not recognised in Ireland do but if he does get married to this other girl he is commiting bigamy in another country and the sentence there for bigamy is DEATH.
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Try adding something to your f a g s even ironing boards are funny then

You had to have been there but trust me ;)
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