Question:

I'm hiring a midget for a party. Any idea what they eat?

by  |  earlier

0 LIKES UnLike

I'm thinking of maybe serving them cocktail weiners and sliders, but I need to know if their is some special midget food that you need to feed them.

 Tags:

   Report
Answer The Question I've Same Question Too

12 ANSWERS

Sort By: Date  |  Rating

  1. lol they eat whatever non midgets eat


  2. strawberry SHORTcake?

  3. are you serious???......that is so ignorant of you to think a small person would be less human and need to eat something different than the rest of the bigger people......they are STILL HUMAN......that was really a stupid question.....perhaps you should reconsider having a small person there for your personal amusement....its a bit weird.

  4. SHORT RIBS !!!

  5. Tater Tots

    Mini M&M's

    Vienna Sausages

    Baby Carrots

    Baby Corn (like the ones on salad bars)

    and for music...anything on a mini-cd/dvd

  6. They also eat baby back ribs and mini corns.

  7. mini corndogs? and lucky charms

  8. LOL wow. ^_^ Maybe those little mini oreos? OMG, let me stop, I know several little people that are so cool! :-)~

  9. Stop being an ignorant idiot. They're people just like you and the word midget is really insulting.

  10. Can't feed them to much or they'll grow.

  11. Well most of them are HUMAN, then I guess they eat people food.  They do not eat anything different from regular people.  Cocktails wieners and sliders a good for any party, not just one with a midget.  Good luck with your party!!!

  12. get a life
You're reading: I'm hiring a midget for a party. Any idea what they eat?

Question Stats

Latest activity: earlier.
This question has 12 answers.

BECOME A GUIDE

Share your knowledge and help people by answering questions.
Register Now