I'm in court facing the judge..?

Question

And decide to rip my clothes off in protest. What happens?

Answer 1

Contempt of court + disorderly conduct + indecent exposure = Jail time

Answer 2

You'd be held in contempt of court and arrested.

Answer 3

you would be foolish to even do this.  If you want to stop being arrested go ahead and do it.  You'd be put in jail and wont have to worry about the police anymore.

Answer 4

I am sure the judge will take your behavior into account when he sentences you to 30 years with no parole

Answer 5

I think that would definitely impress the judge and jury. They will realise the injustice of all of it and set you free immediately.

P.S. I want pics.

Answer 6

a dart puts you to sleep and the police dogs have their way with you.

Answer 7

rearrested this time for indecent exposure, no matter if it's decent or not, and contempt of court, have fun!

Answer 8

Are you a woman?  Is the judge a man?  Is this kangaroo court?  What's the worst that can happen?  Oh, yeah.  Public indecency, sexual harassment maybe.  But I will root you on!  Go for it!

Answer 9

The judge finds you in contempt of court. It should have no influence on your case before the court but for the contempt shown to the court the judge can jail you immediately for as long as the judge decides it takes for you to learn how to act.

If the judge feels you are nuts then you will be sent for evaluation. You can be kept there for 72 hours, under lock and key and basically incommunicado. If you are evaluated as nuts and a danger to yourself or others you can be kept until the evaluators feel you are no longer a danger, people have been kept this way for a long long time.

Answer 10

We party.