I'm lazy, what drink should I get??? HELP?

Question

I'm laying down and really comfortable right now. I'm thirsty, and I have a dillemma. I have a heavy canteen of water close to me, and a light can of juice 3 feet behind it. Getting the juice involves moving my body which will ruin my comfortable position. But the canteen's heavy. How can I satisfy my thirst with the least effort?

Answer 1

Put the Xbox360 down and drink either, before you DIE!!!!

       lol

Answer 2

Do nothing. When you get thirsty enough, you'll arise as if from the dead, without a thought.

Answer 3

suck saliva up from your throat and reswallow it.thats gross but you want have to get up lol

Answer 4

Tell your mom to bring you a glass of juice.

Answer 5

1 2 3    run real fast, grab drinks, flop, slurp.

As you were.

Answer 6

Drink the water.  You are not moving anyway.  So it's better to take in zero calorie water.

Answer 7

Get Your Lazy ... Up and go to the package and get some brew....