I'm locked out?

Question

I'm here in Germany visitingg & am locked outside of my apartment :P

ahaa(: I have no idea of whaat to doo.

No ones inside, I can't jump off the balcony & don't speak german.

I can't climb throughh the window & I can't pick the lock because there isn't onee.

No phone either.

No one has MSN heree so my labtop is useless.

It's crazy hot here too.

HELP.

Please & Thanks.

xo.ilu'emina;

Answer 1

You really should go ahead and jump off the balcony.  Try to hit the pavement with your face.  It will help break the fall.  Don't worry about speaking German.  You won't likely be able to speak after the impact.

Answer 2

How are you posting this than. I think your full of s*@t.

Answer 3

Looks like a good time to learn flag signals and wave a message to someone near by that maybe cannot hear you call for help.

Google flag signals and pray you spot a boy scout.

Or make a sign and hold it up for a helicopter or passing airplane.

Drop a note to the ground below.

Set fire to the furniture  on your balconey if necessary.

Breaking the window in an emergency will not break your lease.

Answer 4

No one has msn in Germany? who are you kidding?

Answer 5

write this on a note and drop it down on somebody, they might be able to help

Hilfe, ich werde ausgesperrt, ich spreche German nicht.