I'm looking for a poem that is used at wedding receptions to put on guests chairs?

Question

I think it's called ode to a chair

Answer 1

"You lift me up, you defeat gravity without any effort at all

You've held so much weight, so many bottoms

How many years? far longer than I've lived

Chair, you soldier, working on through spills of food, burns, scratches

Initials carved into your skin

Chair, you trooper

You are braver than me

You sit silent and bear your load

Drag your cross without complaint"

Or...

"Thank you for attending

As ____ and _____ marry

Seat yourself down, enjoy the beauty

For this standing will make you weary."