I'm looking for great Vampire quotes...?

Question

I'm having a Vampire themed party... there will be kids attending... so I need quotes that are family friendly but still vampire related. Or maybe Vampire jokes?

Answer 1

"BLOOD TO BE OR NOT TO BE YES WELL SINCE I AM A VAMPIRE OF COURSE BLOOD IS TO BE"

"LETS HANG OUT TONIGHT IN THE CAVE"

Answer 2

Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?

A. He was a pain in the neck!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?

A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?

A. A nectarine.

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?

A. Fang mail.

Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?

A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?

A. Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!

Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?

A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.

Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?

A. In a blood bank.

Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?

A. A cab.

Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?

A. A bloodhound.

Q. When do vampires like horse racing?

A. When it's neck and neck!

Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?

A. Puffy!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A. Frostbite

Answer 3

Well, this is from a very old movie called Love at First Bite (1979)

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: I'm a doctor! I know what I'm doing.

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [triumphantly] Well, Count, what do you say to that?

[Pulls out a Star of David]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [Dracula hides his face, then realizes what it is and removes his hands]

Count Dracula: I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Doctor!

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Huh?

[looks at star]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Ah ****! It's the other one, isn't it?

Answer 4

"Vampires suck."

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