I'm looking for the best "yo momma" jokes. help?

Question

i just think they are funny and i would like to see some unique ones. thanks =]]

Answer 1

Yo mommas so fat that when she wears a green shirt people golf on her.

Yo mommas so poor that I saw her walking down the street kicking a can and when I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm moving"

Yo mommas so stupid that she sold the car for gas money

Yo mommas so fat that when she turns around its her birthday

Yo mommas so poor that when I asked her "whats for dinner" she said "hot pockets and lit my pockets on fire

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Answer 2

yo mama so fat when the school bus went by she yelled "hey wait up twinky"

YO mama so old she was shown on antiques roadshow

yo mama so old she ows Jesus a cent

Answer 3

yo mama so fat the only time she sees 90210 is when she jumps on the scales.

yo mama so fat even God had to ask her to move cause she was blocking the sun

yo mama so fat she literally sits around the house...get it AROUND the house

Answer 4

yo mamma's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

yo mamma's so poor, that when you stepped on the lit match on the floor, she asked, "who turned off the heat?"

these aren't very good, but my brother thought they're hysterical.

Answer 5

Your mammas so fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

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Answer 6

yo momma so dumb she went to the movies and it said under 17 not admitted so she went and got 17 of her friends

Answer 7

yo mammas so fat when she walks down the streat people yell, run its the kool-aid lady.

Answer 8

yo mama's so old that her breast milk is  powdered milk

(then you blow baby powder into the other persons face)

Answer 9

your mamas so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save da milk