I'm not cutting my grass this weekend, who wants to buy carbon credits?

Question

I was going to cut my grass this weekend but I think now I won't. Instead, I'll sell the carbon credits from sequestered CO2. As an added bonus, I won't be burning any fossil fuel on the lawnmower. This might upset my neighbors the first week, but I'll just tell them I'm saving the planet! Any takers?

With the money I make I'll pay someone to cut and mulch next weekend (rather than burning the grass). That way I'll be sequestering even more CO2 to sell as carbon credits!

This could turn into a sustainable business opportunity if I can find enough suckers (I mean customers).

"I don't know what the point is except is how gullible people are on the Internet." -- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/48e334ce-f355-11db-9845-000b5df10621.html

Answer 1

I am gonna turn you in to the authorities for your attempt to begin another ice age........how selfish.

I now will need a snow shovel this July.

Answer 2

and your point is....?