I'm not fake about this. vampires. i need to talk to you?

Question

i just want to chat with any vampires that are interested. im not one of those stupid people that are seeking what they can't get. i just want to know about you. thats it. no strings.

Answer 1

I am a vampire...talk to me.

I cough dust and I eat bat heads.

Answer 2

Cut and paste time, it's too much work writing this out for the nth time this week, so here we go. There are no real vampires, because they don't exist. Period. There are no real vampires, undead, psi, sanguinarian, vampyre, or otherwise. The Law of Averages is pretty easy to apply to this one, not to mention the fact that there is NO scientific evidence of such, plus the fact that if vampires did exist, they would reproduce at an exponential rate, and would completely take over the planet in less than five years time. Do the math. As none of this is happening, the answer is logically that vampires do not exist. There are people who suffer from iron deficiencies, porphyria, hypersensitivity to sunlight, etc. all the classic hallmarks of vampirism, but are not vampires.

Btw, for every self-professed "vampire" out there, you do realize you meet all the criteria for co-dependency as well as being defined as clinically out of touch with reality? And the educated ones should know better. I guarantee you that if I were to isolate you from all other human beings, you would not suffer any ill effects from being "deprived" of the human "energy" you claim to need. You also must realize that there is no scientific proof to back up your claims of energy or psi vampirism? And the ones with blood donors are even worse - deluding themselves into passing off an obvious sexual fetish as a physiological need. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition - it just doesn't work that way. And yes, you're human - if I took a sample of your DNA - guess what? You'll be human, no "vampirical virus",no mutations, no alien lifeform, no altered chromosomes, etc. Trust me - if I isolated you from your "donors" and fed you a vegetarian diet with sufficient protein, carbohydrates, and fats you would suffer no ill effects. Why? Because you're not vampires. You just think you are - all it is is a psychological delusion born of perceived social inadequacies. For instance - look at all the self-professed female "vampires" out there - what do you think happens when they get pregnant? They go to the hospital, like everyone else, have blood drawn, get put on a special diet, etc. etc. - and suffer no ill effects, nor does their bloodwork show ANYTHING out of the ordinary. Eventually the truth of their reality sinks in and they stop putting on the white makeup, and the false fangs, and start going to soccer practice with their kids and hopefully living a normal life. When held to the light of truth the delusion starts to crack and cannot long be maintained.

Answer 3

Depends What You Want To Know.

Answer 4

im hecka a vampire

fer sure

Answer 5

Someone's been reading to many twilight books  

Answer 6

There are a hundred people just like. They only want to "talk". Perhaps you should go to your local book store and read about vampires, there history, and different cultures. Perhaps then you would pick a better place than yahoo answers to find them.  

Answer 7

Well, you sound sincere enough. And I'm glad you're not going to burst out saying "turn me!" or some **** like that. Far too many people are a bit loony with that idea.

Anyhow, feel free to email me with any questions you might have. I'll try to answer as well as I can. Hope to hear from you soon.

Answer 8

Good afternoon!

Answer 9

[e-mail]

feel free to ask  

Answer 10

Okay I read Twilight.I am a huge fan of vampires(Team Edward),but I don't think they exist!Get a Life!!

Answer 11

Vampires... are you serious... do they really exist... if you get any genuine responses please let me know. LOL

Answer 12

Im a vampire.

maybe not in the "traditional" sense

I dont suck blood or sleep in a coffin.

I dont burn up when I come into contact with sunlight.

I cant transform into a bat or a cloud.

I have no super human strength, or any superhuman senses really.

I dont heal faster than a normal human nor am I immune to physical injury.

I dont have fangs or wear a cape.

I cant fly or anything like that.

I dont drink blood or stalk the streets at night.

I have to work a normal job and buy groceries.

I eat a healthy amount of vegtables and workout about 2wice a week.

but whatever. you cant believe everything a "book" or a "movie" or real "life" tell you right? if you want to discuss REAL vampires then you know who I am.

Answer 13

I'm a vampire that's willing to talk.  I have nothing better to do with my summer.  But I am going to camp on sunday for a week, so ask away before than.

Answer 14

I pretend to be a vampire. Now I go to Special Needs class. I'm pretty mad now.