I'm off on my hollybobs take good care of the place, lammy and Falgee...?

Question

Away for a week in the caravan to Pitlochery what should i do all week

a) sit at the bar and get pished

b) Watch tv and get pished

c) go sightseeing and get pished

d) get pished and get pished

e) take a football and get pished

Answer 1

Take drugs, have s*x, get pished, take some more drugs, have more s*x, get even more pished, sober up, go home, watch united get beat by rangers, get pished and take more drugs.

Answer 2

Get pissed,smoke dope,then go to the pub,but dont smoke in there,

Have sexx,when drunk,its better you dont remember her face,.then go and get pissed again

Answer 3

Have a nice time and remember to get pished

Answer 4

do nothing and get pished!

Answer 5

all of the above....enjoy and hope the weather improves for you x

Answer 6

Can you remind me where you live again please

Answer 7

In the following order

b; a; d.

All the others are completely superfluous.

Mind you see the Atholl Palace hotel, that was where Mini Charlie was conceived that was.

Answer 8

They all sound good to me mate, just mind n tak a cagoule, ye can stay dry while you get pished in the pishin ren.

Answer 9

A B D E no point tiring yourself out doing the touristy bit  

Answer 10

f) See a Salmon leap.... oh yeah, and get pished

Answer 11

d wins for me

Answer 12

have fun, getting pished ofcourse.