I'm opening a Crocodile sanctuary next to a nursery!!?

Question

Yep !! I've just opened a Crocodile sanctuary next to a childrens nursery. Problem is, they've just bought a bouncy castle and this worries me as its dangerously close to the 3ft boundary fence.Some of the kids have pogo sticks and bounce up and down the narrow path teasing the 15 footers with their uneaten pack-lunches. One kid was reported for dangling his younger sister over the wire and yanking her back as Big Jake reared up and snapped at her ankles. Mrs Snapplejack from Biology said that

he would grow out of this, but can anyone reassure me of this?

Answer 1

Thats terrible you should go into the school and have a serious talk with the kids. teach them about safety around crocs. tell them about how teasing animals can really make them feel unhappy and it is there only natural instinct to try and eat the food or the child ( which i would like to say shocks me) hope you can sort this out soon.

Answer 2

that is cool . hope u r crocs like kiddy meat

Answer 3

lmao ur a sick sick Bast*rd.

Answer 4

now I know how get the 'bad apples' in my class to behave  ;)

Answer 5

LOL... you have some serious issues dude

Answer 6

U are a sick demented person. but whatev who am i to talk? i opened a Steve Irwin memorial Muesuem at Walmart.

Answer 7

You should be reported to the RSPCA!  Crocodiles need peace and quiet and space to roam freely!

Answer 8

Convenient and no shortage of titbits for the old crocs then ..lol

Answer 9

that's funny i.v just opened a nursery next door to a crocodile sanctuary. and i haven't seen Mrs Snapplejack for a wile crocodile.

Answer 10

SO WHERE IS THIS SANCTUARY I WANT TO COME HELP YOU I THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO WATCH A KID DANGLE OVER THE FINCE AT A CROC .  (I.E HOPEING THEY WONT GET THEM.)

WELL GOOD LUCK.

Answer 11

Why would anybody think this is funny?