I'm planning a panty party?

Question

what kind of h'ordeurves should I serve. I don't want anything too 'phallic'

Answer 1

Lil' smokies and pigs in a blanket

with alcohol

Answer 2

Stromboli.

Nothing phallic about that.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jboonstra/2...

See?

<edit> Just don't inhale the stromboli, or the party is going to become indecent very quickly, dear lady ;)

Answer 3

Little smokies

put them in a crock pot with barbecue sauce and have a  small dish of tooth picks so your guest can use them to pick them up with.

cheese and cracker

cheese ball

1cream cheese

table spoon Winchester sauce

green onion

chipped beef

1 pack of crushed nuts

take the onions,chipped beef and cut up and then add the rest and roll the ingredients together and then roll in the nuts and serve with cracker.

cream puffs

Answer 4

hmm...

veggie platter

asparagus wrapped in bacon

Answer 5

Peeled cucumbers, unsliced. Lovely on the tongue and they make such a delightful crunch when you bite them in two.