I'm serious, what if the WWE wrestler Umaga was a train conductor and did a beatdown?

Question

Umaga is a wrestler from RAW. My recent question was "So what happens if you've got a big strong, guy as a train conductor?"

What if Umaga was a train conductor on a train if his uniform and hat that says "Conductor" on the top, and he's still wearing that black face paint and those dread locks that he wears when he's in the ring as Umaga. One of the passengers doesn't have enough money to pay his or her train fare and Umaga strangles him or her with one hand and snarls and growls in their face, stomps them on the ground, their head's against one of the seats at the end of the train car, he's on the other end and runs into then snapping their head back with the side of his butt like he does in the ring from the opposite turnbuckle that the guy or girl's lying against.

They'd get full compensation and a huge financial settlement I'd think. But do you think that'd be funny as h**l if that WWE wrestler Umaga as a train conductor did all that on a train?

Just wondering.

Answer 1

passenger complains about the food they get there head shoved in the horn and gets a 40 second blast of horn

Answer 2

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Answer 3

No, I don't think that is funny at all! Number one, the train company would fire him on the spot, being he assaulted a passenger, broke a number of laws and cost the company some serious money, from a potential lawsuit. Number two, I doubt the company would hire someone with a penchant for physical violence.

Assault and battery is never funny, especially when it is committed by someone employed in a job, involving contact with the riding public.