I'm so bored i live in the country what is there to do?

Question

My summer consists of camping with my freinds, getting drunk, and walking with my freind. One of my friends lived like a 10 minute walk away and we were doing up this old loft which was fun and then shes moved to a new house. Its so **** and it rains all the time and stuff so i can't even have beach partys or barbiques. What can i do? thats fun?

Answer 1

• Blow bubbles with bubble gum

• Blow on a beer bottle

• Blow on a blade of grass

• Crank up some music

• Cut out photos and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet show

• Eat

• Eat 6 spoon full of sugar, a soda, and another think that makes you hyper and then you won't be bored anymore, you will end up finding something to do... trust us

• Experiment with makeup

• Get a bubble blower and then blow some

• Get a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop

• Laugh out loud

• Learn how to fake an accent

• Make a humorous crank phone call

• Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message

• Make up poems or songs about your boredom

• Nap

• Play cards

• Play Dead

• Play house with yourself

• Play with marbles

• Pop zits and blackheads, clean lint out of belly button, q-tips, and find those hidden treasures of the nose

• Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)

• Pretend that you are not bored

• Read some comic books

• See how long you can hold your breath

• Send a tune with keypad numbers on the phone

• Sing even if you can't

• Spin until you're dizzy

• Stand on your head

• Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots

• Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear

• Break into a friend's house and clean it

Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers.

• Catch a fly, then put in a jar and stick in the fridge (this cools their metabolism down), then tie the fly to the end of a thread 15in. and hold the other end of the thread while you watch it fly around (We have tested this and it works - a lot of patience is involved)

• Chase your best friend round the sofa

• Dance around your living room naked

• Doodle or cartoon

• Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself

• Fiddle around with a Ouija board

• Figure out how to get yourself on TV

• Find an address to your favorite famous person and write them a letter. See if they write you back

• Flip a coin 500 times to see who wins

• Get on the radio

• Give names to your body parts

• Go shop for a really cool book

• Go through the English dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.

• Have a carpet picnic

• Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.

• Kiss your elbow, if you can.

• Lay a long straight line of masking tape on the floor. Now spin around really fast then try walking on the masking tape.

• Learn a new word in the dictionary

• Learn to Juggle

• Learn to peel a banana with your feet

• Let a helium balloon float up to your ceiling and throw things at it to pop it

• Listen to a type of music that you don't normally listen to

• Listen to really hard music and head bang

• Listen to some polka music and eat sausages

• Make a list of the fun things you've already done, then admire how long your list is.

• Make a trash can a basketball hoop and throw crumpled up paper for baskets

• Patch some clothing

• Phone your local government rep and see if you can convince him or her to have lunch with you

• Plan a journey

• Play bottle cap hockey...with pens as the sticks and a bottle cap as the puck

• Play dress-up with all the clothes you have in your closet

• Pronounce your friends names.backwards

• Put doll clothes on your cat and play dress up

• Rent a movie, 2 hours later go back to the same movie store and rent the sequel, 2 hours after that go back and get the third movie

• Rent some fun movies

• Roll your change

• Run around your house as fast as you can and, count how many times you can go without getting tired.

• Shave your head

• Sit at your desk with your left arm sticking out until it goes numb

• Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any

• Take a company that has been getting on your nerves - find out who the person is that you should write complaints too. Write a letter to them with the most trivial or confusing complaint. Ensure you talk in circles so that the letter is well written but extremely confusing

• Take one hundred dollars out of the bank and spend it all on yourself

• Throw a huge party for no reason at all

• Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue

• Washable crayons are a wonderful invention. Pick a wall and invite friends

• Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really show 101 Dalmatians

• Watch a foreign film

• Watch cartoons (preferably funny stupid ones)

• Write a big list of fun things to do

• Write a limerick or twelve

• Write a rant letter to the paper

• Write out ten things that make you happy - then do one of them

• You and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers

• Bring dog treats to the park and meet 25 new dogs

• Burn things with a magnifying glass

• Buy the craziest, most comfortable slippers you can find

• Climb a tree

• Find some crutches and pretend to have a broken leg

• Flip some coins into a fountain

• Flirt with people

• Go dumpster diving and see what you can find

• Go out and get your motorcycle license

• Go to a candy store and buy a ton of candy. Eat all day

• Go to the 24 hr grocery at 1 a.m.

• Have an egg toss

• Make a rope swing

• Make faces at strangers to make them laugh

• Play Frisbee

• Play knicky knicky nine doors leaving freaky anonymous notes behind

• Put bunny ears on people you don't know (the two finger kind you know, like a peace sign)

• Skip rope

• Take your TV outside

• Try to stay up for 24 hours

• Volunteer for a charity

• Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.

• Watch kids play - and then join in

- Wax the ceiling

- Rearrange political campaign signs

- Sharpen your teeth

- Play Houdini with one of your siblings

- Braid your dog's hair

- Clean and polish your belly button

- Water your dog...see if he grows

- Wash a tree

- Knight yourself

- Name your child Edsel

- Scare Stephen King

- Give your cat a mohawk

- Purr

- Mow your carpet

- Play Pat Boone records backwards

- Vacuum your lawn

- Sleep on a bed of nails

- DON'T toss and turn

- Boil ice cream

- Run around in squares

- Think of quadruple entendres

- Speak in acronyms

- Have your pillow X-rayed

- Drink straight shots...of water

- Calmly have a nervous breakdown

- Give your goldfish a perm

- Fly a brick

- Play tag...on West 35th Street

- Exorcise a ghost

- Exercise a ghost

- Be blue

- Be red

- But don't be orange

- Plant a shoe

- Sweat

- Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil

- Turn

- Write a letter to Plato

- Mail it

- Take your sofa for a walk

- Start

- Stop

- Dial 911 and breathe heavily

- Go to a funeral...tell jokes

- Play the piano...with mittens on

- Scheme

- Sit

- Stay

- Water your family room

- Cause a power failure

- Roll over

- Play dead

- Find a witch

- Burn her

- Donate your brother's body to science

- Ask why

- Wriggle

- Regress

- Sleepwalk without sleeping

- Try to join h**l's Angels by mail

- Wonder

- Be a square root

- Ask stupid questions

- Weld your car doors shut

- Spew

- Vacation at Three-Mile Island

- Surf Ohio

- Teach your pet rock to play dead

- Go bowling for small game

- Be a monk...for a day

- Wear a sweatband to your wedding

- Staple

- Run away

- Intimidate a piece of chalk

- Abuse the plumbing

- Bend a florescent light

- Bend a brick

- Annoy total strangers

- Let the best man win

- Believe in Santa Claus

- Throw marshmallows against the wall

- Hold an ice cube as long as possible

- Adopt strange mannerisms

- Blow up a balloon until it pops

- Sing soft and sweet and clear

- Sing loud and sour and gravely

- Open everything

- Balance a pencil on your nose

- Pour milk in your shoes

- Write graffiti under the rug

- Embarrass yourself

- Grind your teeth

- Chew ice

- Count your belly button

- Sit in a row

- Stack crumbs

- Gesture

- Save your toenail clippings

- Make a pass at your blender

- Punt

- Make up words that start with X

- Make oatmeal in the bathtub

- Search for the Lost Chord

- Chew on a sofa cushion

- Sing a duet

- Balance a pillow on your head

- Hold your breath

- Faint

- Stretch

- Flash your mailman

- Teach your TA English

- Learn to speak Farsi

- Swear in Russian

- Use an eraser until it goes away

- Disassemble your car

- Put it together inside out

- Record your walls

- Interview your feet

- Make a list of your favorite fungi

- Sell formaldehyde

- Repeat

- Ad lib

- Fade

- File your teeth - Whine

- Rake your carpet

- Re-elect Richard Nixon

- Critique "Three's Company"

- Listen to a painting

- Play with matches

- Buff your cat

- Race ferrets

- Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange

- Have a formal dinner at White Castle

- Read Homer in the original Greek

- Learn Greek

- Change your mind

- Change it back

- Watch the sun...see if it moves

- Build a pyramid

- Stand on your head

- Stand on someone else's head

- Spit shine your Nikes

- See how long you can stay awake

- See how long you can sleep

- Paint your teeth

- Wear a salad

- Speak with a forked tongue

- Paint stripes on a lake

- Ski Kansas

- Sleep in freefall

- Kill a Joule

- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick

- Apply for a unicorn hunting license

- Do a good job

- Crawl

- Invite the Mansons over for dinner

- Paint your windows

- Watch a watch until it stops

- Flash your goldfish

- Paint

- Flirt with an evergreen

- Smile

- Rotate your garden...daily

- Paint a smile