I'm sorry but i seem to have lost my bus fare - could you possibly lend me 10p?

Question

it actually cost 2p for anywhere when i actually caught the bus - d**n - when did i get so old!! anyway i only wanted it to buy a cheap bottle of thunderbird or spend it on slots etc etc ....

Answer 1

What is this "p" thing?

I'll lend you a florin if you really want.

Answer 2

There is someone like you in every town !!!

Get a job,get a life.but most of all get out of here !!!!

(p.s. when did it last cost anybody 10p for the bus)

Answer 3

Let me know where you are and I'll come and give you a lift!

(((((((((((((NOT)))))))))))

Answer 4

u must have 10 p

Answer 5

Put your prices up... that's 30 people you got to ask to get a 2l bottle of Diamond White or are you going for something really classy?

Answer 6

gosh, that's cheap! Have 20p!!

Answer 7

maybe he's managed to scab the other £1.90 and only needs 10p more :P

Answer 8

No.

Answer 9

If it is only 10p bloody well walk,, lazy sod

Answer 10

I could send a 10p through the post if you want.

Answer 11

it costs £2.00 to get the bus in london, get yourself an oyster card

Answer 12

KMA, you doofus

Answer 13

Whats the point you have missed the last one any way you can always get of the stop before .lol

Answer 14

the bank is thataway >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Answer 15

how far can you go with 10p.. ?..

Answer 16

I made the mistake last year of lending someone money now hes always looking for something.

Answer 17

That reminds me of the beggars in the city centre's begging for money.