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I'm starting a Jonas Brothers tribute band. I have the diseased goat. What else do I need?

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I'm starting a Jonas Brothers tribute band. I have the diseased goat. What else do I need?

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  1. A ball peen hammer.  It will come in handy when you can't stand hearing any more Jonass Brothers songs, and you can just beat yourself to death with it.


  2. A Russian mail-order bride and... a demonic carrot-top.


  3. all the americian or australian idol try outs people who didnt make it in lol =]

  4. A real doll, An Elvis impersonator, and A skinny emo kid! lol

  5. You need some ten year olds to write some lyrics for you. If you like, i can hand you some poems i wrote in pre school when i was about 8... I think they'll provide the basis to a song or two.  

  6. eggs and flour.

  7. a sitar player and Robert Smith of the Cure

  8. A bunch of crazy christian virgins to follow you around..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyJI9xDUY...

  9. An accordianist, some Tiki lamps, a gong and three female singers who  play tambourines.  

  10. A dead cat, and of course, your five-year-old brides. :)

  11. Fizzdude.

  12. Get someone who likes to jump up and down while playing a keyboard.  

  13. a partridge in a pear tree

    SteveC

  14. Blood of a chicken

    an inverted pentagram

    some black candles

    eye of newt

    bat wings

    and a book of black magic


  15. You're off to a good start.   Now, all you need are the following:

    - at least half a container of Vaseline

    - four brown eggs

    - an Archie comic book

    - 2 Chinese teenage girls

    - Hi-C

    - one bannana

    - James Bond's "Dr. No"

    and last, but not least

    one peacock


  16. a dagger made out of ivory.

  17. A transgendered pre op.

  18. a group of people that are like corky from life goes on to be the fans  

  19. A large pentagram drawn with the blood of the goat.  A 13 year old virgin that you will sacrifice to Satan (is there such a thing as a 13 year old virgin now days?).  The book of Faustian chants.

  20. Kinky leather outfits for the guy that will be the g*y brother, plenty of Old Thompson Whiskey for the guy that is the drunk brother, and a few less teeth for the redneck brother...................

  21. A good promoter.
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