I'm starving, how about you?

Question

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'

He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'

He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you like a juicy ribeye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'

He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra... I'm still not hungry.'

'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving!

Answer 1

Ha ha didnt see that one coming (scuse the pun)

Answer 2

I wondered where this was going,very good.=*}

Answer 3

LOL.. funny cuz it's true!

Answer 4

Excellent joke. Well done.

Answer 5

Funny Thanks.

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said,

You've got to make love to me this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought,

"This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her

and then gave it his all;

right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said,

"Thanks,"

and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked,

"What was that all about?"

She explained,

"The egg timer's broken."

Answer 6

whats not to like about this joke laughed out loud and so did most of my house. top joke