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I'm talentless, unscrupulous, self serving and greedy: am I qualified to become an MP?

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I'm talentless, unscrupulous, self serving and greedy: am I qualified to become an MP?

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  1. it would appear you have a the attributes to go all the the way to the top.....good luck your right Honourable


  2. Definitely. Good luck in office.

  3. Your not Robert Magabe, are you?

  4. Deputy Prime Minister at the very least ...

  5. You're over-qualified.

  6. No. MPs don't admit it, otherwise they'd never get elected in the first place.

  7. YES!

  8. Yes you are 80% there, add a bit of vanity with a sprinkle of self importance along with some kind of sexual perversion (particularly if you are Tory) and I would say you should apply to run in the next election.

  9. No - Because you need to be extremely unscrupulous, viciously self-serving & insanly greedy - only then will you be qualified to be a MP.

  10. No, that makes you a princess.

  11. No.BUT you could be a dead ringer for Sean Slater on Eastenders. Lol

  12. maybe a lawer... haha jk

  13. You have to mug up on "Thieving Bsc"

  14. No way.- but it does qualify you to be a politician, maybe even president.

  15. h**l YEH ( if your male though you must have a beer belly and have shirts too tight )

  16. yeah definitely!

  17. but can you stab your friends in the back.

  18. If you are also in possession of a very bad haircut you can be a Blairbabe.

  19. Yes but you missed out the inability to answer a simple question with a straight answer to the list.

  20. No because you have realised that you have these attributes to be an MP shows you are too aware & therefore too intelligent & not selfish enough to succeed.

  21. No your too honest . Remember you have to be a good liar as well . And fool all of the people all of the time. Or at least think you can .

  22. Sad but true the way some of them are!

  23. Wow!  you sound ideal.

    If the politics idea doesn't go as planned you could always audition for Big Brother. they're just the qualifications they're looking for.

  24. No, you needy to be a kinky sexual deviant with a large supply of tangerines for your auto asphixiation parties attended by one.

  25. I'm coming right over--don't do a thing! I'm your campaign manager. The sky's the limit.

  26. Not quite. You also need a very high qualification in "out of touch with public opinion."

  27. HAHA  This made me laugh out loud, that was funny thank you!  But to answer your question... Yes you are.

  28. one more trait and your there .Ignorant and oblivious to your constituents needs and barefaced liar sorry thats two things

  29. definitely!

  30. More importantly are you hypocritical, a serial liar and a general  deceitful person in general? if so you are PERFECT  MP material.

  31. You sure are! Actually, that would qualify you for the Marines!

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