I'm thinking of giving someone a beating?

Question

..but i would never ever wish to break the law. Is there any perfectly legal way in which i could attack this person (just a little bit)?

Answer 1

It is never Ok to be to beat someone even though it might be well deserved. Sorry.

Answer 2

invite them on a box sparing match

or even better

purchase a punch-doll with their face ;))

Answer 3

The first answer that comes to mind...is no.

If you really must fight, which I discourage, then you could always join a sport that person plays (if contact) and get your anger out that way. I think it'd be better to try and work out your differences a better way, but its your life.

Answer 4

Sure but it could cost you.

Pay someone to offer that person money to hit you then you beat them in self righteous self defense but do not provoke them yourself into a fight cuz that is not clear cut. But do not do it since I agree with xbigtk13 wait for the feelings of anger to subside and then straighten out the cause of your anger with someone.

Answer 5

lol. get them drunk, high, blindfolded, handcuffed, strapped to the floor, and use a wooden baseball bat.

oh wait, you live in the U.K. Alright, do the same thing, and if you get caught- if- say you were in a depressed state because your spouse/boy/girl friend left you and it'll never happen again and that person's really been your best friend since preschool.

Oh, and if you're really considering taking this advice seriously, you should also think of getting anger management or something, lol.

Interesting question to ask though. I haven't heard this one before. yeah, and why in Green Living? It's like, global warming! CFCs! Environment! Solar Panels! Save the planet! Beat someone up!

Answer 6

maybe you can get the person into a boxing ring and beat the c**p out of them. i think that is the only legal way. the only other plan would involve being very sneaky, luring the person to a secluded area, wear a mask so the person doesn't recognize you and have at it. this sounds like a lot of effort to me so why don't you just go have a few beers and shoot some pool and relax.

Answer 7

You aren't my wife are you?

Answer 8

a smile can hide a slap in the face (so to speak)...and a sharp tounge!

smile as if your life depended on it..

Answer 9

No idea what the UK laws are, so I'm not sure. You could always find out what pub they regularly go to (if any), and knock them senseless after they're clearly inebriated.

You could come up from behind in a busy place, knock 'em flat from behind and take off running at a diagonal course toward an other public place with many exit. Or, just flat out hit 'em, but I don't recommend that one.

PS why is this in "green living"

Answer 10

haha

acadentaly run them over w/ ur car

JKJK dont do that

but mabee a hard flick in the forehead

or say "aww ur so cute" and pinch thier cheeks really hard

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Answer 11

Get them to give you a good but not disabling hit. Then open up a can of the good stuff on 'em in self defense.