I'm thinking of going for a POO, .......any Advice?

Question

Any encoragement, to get the turtle to show its head?

Answer 1

Go poo

Answer 2

Lamaze breathing is the way to go.

Focus on your body and breathing, and the pain of your contractions will fade away.  Breathe with your diaphragm.  Eventually you'll be 10 centimeters dilated.  Then it's time to push, taking clean cleansing breaths throughout.

Eventually, your little brown bundle of joy will hit with a splash.  Remember, don't cradle it.

Answer 3

ha ha. wicked question!x

Answer 4

Don't strain too hard... you might get **** grapes!!!

no really, trust me on this :D

Answer 5

you are dsking

Answer 6

Don't strain too hard, you're head may explode!!

Answer 7

good luck

Answer 8

have one for me

Answer 9

Hope for a clean break!

Answer 10

Yeah lock the bathroom door, lol.

Answer 11

i wish you luck my friend...

Answer 12

Go, go now before it's too late. It will show when you least expect it so be prepared.

Answer 13

prune juice washed down with a carton of fresh OJ,  then a curry later - preferably as hot and spicy as you can take it - if all else fails get to the doctor! ...........and make sure you've stocked up with plenty of toilet tissue if you've been blocked up for several days!.................... also you may need to flush several times during the process to stop your lav getting blocked!!!.......... you  might even need to take time off work!!

Answer 14

yesss take the hammers news..  :)

Answer 15

Remember your breathing techniques.

Also a bit of reading material is quite relaxing, may last a while.....

It is also something to grab on to if needed.....

Answer 16

If it smells too bad light a match. :)

Answer 17

You need to keep this stuff to your self.  It is anti social and most people like you end up in jail.

Answer 18

why is this in the VIETNAM section !?

Answer 19

Fiber, beer, coffee, heck Ex-Lax will work.

Answer 20

Make sure you have enough toilet paper before you sit down and try to use a Charmin wet wipe afterwards. Depending on the length of time you plan on being in there...don't forget your reading material... Also, moving your feet every once and a while so they won't fall asleep is a good idea too. :) Happy Crappy!

Answer 21

I hope you won't find toilet tissue roll. Hope you didn't eat hot food.

Answer 22

by the time you read this I hope your misson is complete, including the paper work

Answer 23

make sure you wipe well!