I'm thinking of having an affair?

Question

Where should I go to find someone to have one with?

Answer 1

Right here ... I've often fantasized dipping my pen in the royal inkwell, as it were.

Edit: "affair" is defined as "an intense amorous relationship, usually of short duration." Why does everyone assume the Count is cheating? Methinks some guilty consciences lurk among us! lol

Answer 2

lol...

find someone you know?

why would you want to have an affair?  

Answer 3

h**l!

Answer 4

its good at the time but in the end better the devil you know !

Answer 5

Why just "think" of it?

Just get on and have your affair!

Answer 6

You should cheat on your right hand with your left hand.  

Answer 7

Adultery is illegal? wtf??

If you're thinking of having an affair, your current relationship is dead, and you should end it. That way, you can have a clean conscience.

If you really want to have an affair, try an online dating site like plentyoffish.com (it's 100% free). There's lots of like-minded people, and it's fairly discreet. (Unless your partner looks for you there, haha)

Answer 8

If you don't want to be w/ the person that you are w/ then break up w/ them 'cause adultery is illegal.

Answer 9

You'll be cheated on by someone you love in the future!

Answer 10

I have a hayloft.

Answer 11

Head for the nearest bar.

Answer 12

Well it seems that most royal families are adulterous in some way or other.  I would go with the suggestion of one of the butlers, or maybe the stable lad or gardener (by the way, do you have any jobs going?)

And violently agree with Lifes a beach - guilty consciences all round it seems!

Answer 13

Why go anywhere?  Just stay at home and be extra devious with one of your butlers, or maybe a stable hand?  Or both?

Answer 14

there are lots of places: Bars,at work,clubs...a corner,i mean,tehre ar elots of places,thou i would recommend you to dont,if you're married,i mean,is worst when you're married,but if you have a boyfriend,that's your problem....

Answer 15

Why would you do that?

Answer 16

go to your significant other and explain yourself to him/her and then see where that takes you.

Answer 17

You should go to the flower shop and buy your significant other some flowers and thank God that you're lucky enough to have someone in the first place.