I'm thinking of starting a ufc for cats

Question

should i have weight catagories or color catagories

Answer 1

Ok, Michael Vick

Answer 2

I hope you're thinking the cats from the broadway musical.  Because with real cats it'll be illegal, but the other one is just weird.

Answer 3

Both, as long as your being discriminatory, you might as well take it to the nines. After all they are just cats!

I got you first competitor.

I the blue corner, weighing in at a hefty 17lbs. he has a record of three maimed felines, 4 scared rottweilers and 12 decapitated birds. He is not your friend but he'll be your buddy, Buddy!

Answer 4

Your in the category of Micheal Vick.

Answer 5

sounds awesome, but i think each fighter will be eliminated for breaking the rules in like 10 seconds. if you can get them to fight and not just jump out of the octagon.  

Answer 6

Yeah, Ultimate Fightin' Cats!

The rear naked choke will have to be re-named rear fuzzy choke.

Answer 7

Both and I have a cat for you that whips up on me and fights me for the couch nightly.  Those claws are deadly man!

Answer 8

Just to let you know, I hope to meet you one day, and curb stomp you.

Other than that, nice joke.

Answer 9

yea give it a try, and in a week or so the news will spread out leaving you locked up behind bars for quite awhile :D...

Answer 10

Last Comic Standing winner John Heffron has beaten you to it. Watch "UFC Cats" on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub4nR5Udq...

Answer 11

well normally I'd watch a de la hoya fight if I wanted to watch a p***y fight but I'd got with weight catagories since color catagories sounds to racist.