I'm trying to become a bodybuilder?

Question

I think I have it all down

I ditched all of my old male friends

I ignore women

I lift iron religiously

I think I'm missing some things though, what else do I need to become a successful bodybuilder? I already have great genetics, so that's not a problem.

Answer 1

If you mean like Pro-Bodybuilder like a Jay Cutler, you're missing the steroids.

But if you mean in the natural bodybuilding, than you need to eat well and enough protein.  You can take protein shakes.  

But you need a girl in your life and you need friends and family to support you.  You can't just have your WHOLE life revolving around bodybuilding.  You need some down time and people in your life.

Answer 2

There are supplements that they take but it's not steroids  

Answer 3

You seriously need to buy a few gallons of self-tanning lotion and slather it all over your body.

OH WAIT!!

FIRST you have to shave all body hair - except your head.  THEN bathe in the tanning lotion.  You also need to find a reliable steroid supplier and make sure to become overly aggressive and want to beat everybody's head in while eating boneless skinless grilled chicken b*****s.

GOOD LUCK!!