I'm trying to break my toe. What's the easiest way?

Question

I've tried taking a 5lb hammer to it but it just bruises. Any good ideas?

Answer 1

Wow, if your trying that c**p you have mental problems Do as above talk to someone about your problem..  

Answer 2

I was wearing slippers while unhitching a motorcycle trailer with the bike still on it ( real smart ) and dropped it on my toe.  The toe was broken so Why not try something as stupid as that.

Answer 3

Use the hammer on your head instead.

Answer 4

Don't do it. broken toes are baaaad.

Answer 5

What the heck? Why? Are you mentally damaged? Hello, wake up! Sane people dont pound on their toe with a 5 lb hammer. Get help.

Answer 6

Kick a door. And, while you're at it, headbutt the door.

Repeat as necessary.

Answer 7

Wanting to injure yourself is a sign of a much more serious problem mentally......like those that cut themselves....you need to be seen by a therapist and get some help.

Let your mom and dad know what is going on and they can help you,if not them, then a school counselor....

Seek help now, and put down the hammer.

Answer 8

While wearing flipflops or barefoot drop something really heavy like a bowling ball on it. Or while crossing the street wearing flipflops when a car's coming your way stick out your foot while pretending to admire your pedicure.

Answer 9

OMG why would you want to do that? Sounds so painful.

Answer 10

Hit it on the side of a door