I'm trying to conserve butt it isn't easy on my friends?

Question

I have been following Sheryl Crow's advice and now I only use 3 squares of toilet paper for a no.2. I now have a small cloud of flies that buzzes around me day and night. Is it okay for me to do something about the flies or are they a protected species?

Some of my friends don't associate with me anymore, do they hate me or the planet?

Answer 1

You're not funny.

Answer 2

Um. I don't think that hate you it's probably more of the flies. I would wash really well if i were I mean if you gave your self a time limit scrub as fast as you can!

Answer 3

sheryl crow is an idiot u have to use at least 6 pieces

Answer 4

use a wet rag and wash up- do what they did for old cloth diapers soak it till laundry day

really sometimes it so much more fun  to mock and actually do something- she said she was joking the next day....

Answer 5

im afraid you got her adive wrong. what she actually said was to use half the roll each time one plops out of you. that'l soon get rid of the flies. have a nice day

Answer 6

DUDE ,what are you thinking? first of all, i didn't know you can conserve "butt"! secondly, WIPE YOUR A S S  until it's clean (you could be leaving yourself open to infection or worse). so, let Sheryl use as little toilet paper as she wants to but you should use some more. maybe then your friends will come around more or have you around them more.

Answer 7

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Answer 8

You are an insult whether you are Greek or not.  You should call yourself dumb a*s*s.  Hygiene is the most important thing and you think of it as a joke because you misinterpret information.