I'm trying to think of something clever and funny to put on my face book?

Question

I'm twelve and I went to my cousins hen party at her house last night I only had bacardi breezers (alco pops) so I'm not actually drunk so - I cant really say I'm pissed but I can't think of anything funny to say.

Any Ideas??

yes I know it's pathetic not being able to think of anything cool but my brother and I are kind of trying to see who can get the funniest quotes lol :)

Answer 1

Come On You Lot! Everyones Drunk Underage Once!

Wish I Could Help But I'm Rubbish At This Sort Of thing ^-^

Try Www.TShirtHell.com

Answer 2

How about ,Im damaging my liver at 12 yrs , because Im too ignorant to know that alco pops contain alcohol  

Answer 3

if you have pic s put them on with funy quotes

pic me plz im depratexxxxxxxxxxxx

Answer 4

What's pathetic is grown adults allowing 12 year olds alcohol and even worse is making a joke out of it on facebook. Dysfunctional.

Answer 5

"I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!"

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" Not small, fun sized!"

I know these ones because I'm tiny... They probably wont help you!

And by the way, Everyone gets drunk underage. Heck, I'm underage and I get drunk. Chill. And she was at her sisters house. Its not like her sister is gonna let her drink a whole bottle of Vodka or something!

And my mom was WITH me when I had my first Bacardi Breezer! Both of my parents say "If you want to drink, do it responsably and in moderation, or with us in the room" and I do that. So chill, guys.

Answer 6

(Your name) is an attention seeking child and is seizing her youth too quickly as she tries to meet "cool factor" by sucking down bicardi breezers.

Funny enough?

Answer 7

Where it says SurfySez is... put SurfySez is glad the test came back negative.

Answer 8

i like meat is murder, tasty tasty murder. saw it on a t-shirt.

Answer 9

Drinking alcohol at 12? Are you kidding! I wouldn't find anything funny coming from a drunk 12 year old. Where the h**l was your mum while you were getting pissed? She should be nicked

Answer 10

(gasp) but ur only twelve and and and u need to be 13 like me to be on yahoo answers lol

but seriously i dont know lol