I'm trying to think of ways to increase my carbon footprint. Can you help me out?

Question

I already have a car with a V8 engine, I use aerosol cans whenever possible, I leave lights on all the time when I leave the house, I set the air conditioner at a very comfortable temperature. What else can I do?

Answer 1

It should not be the Corbin foot print but the oxygen foot print . Look at CO2 there is 1 atom of carbon and 2 of oxygen ,if we have a CO2 problem our oxygen levels should be low.

Answer 2

Buy a really big house, like Al Gore. And fly from city to city a lot, like Al Gore.

Answer 3

Lawn mowers, gas-powered leaf blowers and trimmers, snow blowers, all those little gas engines would help you out.  Personally I don't agree with your goal, but it's a free country.  When lawn mowers are outlawed, only outlaws will have lawnmowers.

Answer 4

Eat a lot of beans and f**t.

Answer 5

Don't forget to drive everywhere you go, buy everything plastic, and never recycle.

Answer 6

- That's a good start...you should have a REALLY BIG SUV...its much more comfortable and fashionable then any car...you can still keep the V8 or maybe trade up for a V10 or a V12...you can never have too little power or spacious comfort.   dont buy anything that gets over 10 mpg.  Think Hummer....and drive...drive...drive!

mass transit is for bums...

Your house should have plenty of electronic gadgets...large big screen TV...keep those old appliances...live in a drafty big old house with little insulation and loses heat like a sieve, and keep the thermostat on 75...think "White House".

use that nice wood burning fireplace or wood stove more...with natural gas and oil prices being so high, you should really heat your house with wood.  maybe its a bit inefficient and dirty.  but they are so comfy and romantic.  they are a must.

good luck with your goal...dont give up on your rights to use up as much energy as quickly and as inefficiently as possible...i know you can do it...and we can help..if we all work together...

polar ice caps are so yesterday...who needs 'em...and a bunch of animals that dont add much to the economy anyway...what a bunch of lazy good for nothings.   rising sea levels...now thats where the action is.

Answer 7

Go down to South America, buy some rain forest and slash and burn.  You'll release carbon dioxide into the atmosphere and reduce the earth ability to remove carbon dioxide from the air at the same time.

but seriously I would hope you are joking.