I'm unemployed, 30, and a junior in college with a 2.97 overall GPA. I'm also a weapons felon. Me president?

Question

Think about it, I know you have to be 35 and have a polished record, but my IQ is higher than W. I would raise taxes for the rich, end the corporate wars for oil, cut ties with Israel, heal the Katrina victims, socialize health care, and give college free to those who make the grades.

I was born abandoned by my parents, and my felon is for trying to help a neighbor girl who was being beaten.

I can cry on stage like John McCain. I can even mention being covered in diaper sores, beaten by my step dad, and having witnessed my adopted mom's arm broken, eye blacked and a mirror shattered over her by my step dad when I was 8. He then threw her bloody out in the snow. You could elect me over smypathy like McCain. And then let me go back to isolationism, and healing the country from within. What cha think Willis? lol

Answer 1

Sorry but no vote for you - even if I did live in USA.  You have some good ideas but the catch is you'll need support for your plans and as the government consists of more people than just you, you won't be able to achieve much - if anything.  Then again.....maybe I would give you a chance just to give those other dills the s***s.

Answer 2

Your first problem is thinking a GPA is a sign of intelligence! Monkeys can carrie a 2.97 GPA in banana& tree climbing 101

Answer 3

No matter what your grade point average if you are a felon you may not run the office of President or qualify for all federal jobs.

Answer 4

good luck with that

Answer 5

Wow! if this is what is needed to be elected President of what is currently the most powerful and dangerous country in the world I am glad I do not live in the USA

lol

Answer 6

wow...i think you need a therapist and a Zanex!

Answer 7

Washington, Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe--not without flaws--yet each became President of the United States.

Lincoln, Truman, Kennedy--most unlikely to be President.

You president? It could happen.  

Answer 8

How do you know your IQ is higher?  He's President of the United States and you're a convicted felon with a 2.97 GPA.  You do know it goes higher than 3, right?  If your story is true, you certainly have my empathy, but you sure wouldn't get my vote.