I've had some really funny jokes sent by text message. whats your favourite text message joke?

Question

I've had some really funny jokes sent by text message. whats your favourite text message joke?

Answer 1

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

HE: Hi,didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice ??

SHE: Must have been once i never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Can i buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually i'd rather have the money

Answer 2

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,  Happy Easter, Good luck on  Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

i want u to know that our friendship means a lot to me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... i laugh again

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

><(((:>I send this fish as a sign of friendship. plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that the fish wont DIE:-)

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 liters.

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a s**y mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?  

Answer 3

Its more like a trick thank a joke, but sometimes people send me stupid jokes with it a picture. Then they say Look at the picture carefully and closely, and see if you can see the real punch line! So, i did once then I screamed. It changed to a really scary picture of a dead person! I send it to all my friends!!!

Answer 4

Aliens are coming to our planet to kidnap all beatiful and s**y people. I just want to reassure you that you are safe, and that I will miss you terribly.

lol

Answer 5

what advice do you give to a constipated cat?

have a break have a sh*t cat

I think that is so funny

Answer 6

What do you get from a nervous cow?

A milk shake!!!

Answer 7

I got this:

"Hi M8, Just to let you know i am not gonna send you any more Racist jokes,

Cos Racism is a crime

and crime is for N##gers"

Answer 8

Sailing

Hobby

Is

Tiring

   now read just the first letters and it spells ****