I've heard Georgia is being invaded, is Alabama next?

Question

I am a bit concerned that Russian military forces will soon be carrying their military campaign into Alabama, since I have been reliably informed that they are presently conducting an invasion of Georgia. It seems odd that the President, with strong ties to the South, would allow the invasion of Georgia to stand without opposition.

Does anybody else find this odd?

Oh, and the media has something wrong, they say the capital of Georgia is Tbilisi, but it is actually Atlanta. Who do we contact to inform them of this mistake?

Answer 1

i wonder if the president knows georgia has been invaded. i live in new mexico and we've all taken up arms, women and children in the basement and we won't let them d**n russians any farther. you can count on us to stop them rascals, the west is safe.  

Answer 2

Obvious troll is obvious.

Answer 3

Is this the worst joke available on the planet???

Answer 4

Maybe if we offer them the Dakota's they will leave Georgia and Alabama alone.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

No.  Nobody wants Alabama.

Answer 7

Sashules is the idiot....He didn't even read the question. Loved it. Well since spring is over and the heat of Georgia is on let Russia have it. If they move on to Bama so be it, they can go get the Florida panhandle as far as I'm concerned.

Once in Atalnta they will give up  when radioing positions. Can't you hear it. Peach tree what, Peach tree where, Peach tree, Peach tree, Peach tree, and Peach Tree again.....and we thought Russian was confusing. Atlanta knew the Russians were coming when the named there city streets. LOL...

In closing

God Bless the poor people in the Republic of Georgia. Our hearts are with you all.  

Answer 8

no they are heading up north to new York.

Answer 9

Better watch out I hear that William Tecumseh Sherman is leading the  russian invasion of Georgia after atlanta burns he is probably heading toward vicksburg.

Answer 10

Your question gave me the first laugh of the day.  Thanks!

Answer 11

That was funny!!!!,but I'm sure they will return Alabama as soon as they got there.....!!!

Answer 12

They would never survive messing with the rednecks in Georgia. If a few escape to Alabama, they will be buried there.  Mess with the best, die like the rest.

Answer 13

are you an idiot? you know there is a country called Georgia in Europe?

you know what is Europe? i guess not...