I've just booked a holiday in Ibiza for three weeks; would anyone like to come with me?

Question

oldgit: Keep taking the tablets!

Answer 1

Yes pleaseeeeeeee.ill get my suitcase packet straight away,lol

Answer 2

where is that?

Answer 3

Not till your chest is better, screaming banshee. Don't wish to be pedantic but banshees do scream...

Deleted that question pretty( no not you darling!) quick eh Alan?

I suppose I could pose as a q***r to your poof here but as a silly old ferker why would I bother?

Just fark off & peddle yer **** somewhere else.

Answer 4

You are looking for a travel partner on the internet?!  Are you insane?  How do you know who you are dealing with?  Don't be so foolish!  

Oh, wait, you're going to Ibiza?  You'll probably meet plenty of psychos there, anyway.

Be careful, eh?  Not too foolish.

Answer 5

no

Answer 6

I will provide security if you desire it.

Answer 7

Yes me and my husband come

Answer 8

are you paying? can my boyfrind come with? will you pay for both of us? is so the ooooooooooooooooooooo yeah when?

Answer 9

yes

Answer 10

Me. Me. I want to come. Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

Answer 11

Yes I'd love to come with you, in great need of a girlie holiday and to have some fun!!!

Answer 12

I will come but you have to drop me off in switzerland

Answer 13

Yes but I must be in my bed by 10pm...is that ok