I've just cut my arm off. What should I do?

Question

There's quite a bit of blood. Should see a doctor?

Answer 1

I guess that just cut your s*x life in half

Answer 2

Do your head next while you still have the other arm.

Answer 3

interesting...well how did you do it?

it might help seeing the doctor...it couldnt hurt

Answer 4

Put it in a combine.

Answer 5

Cut the other one off and send them both to me, please.

Answer 6

lol that's awesome

Answer 7

OMG go to the ER  A.S.A.P.

Answer 8

Yeah, before it gets even worse, they might try to sew it back together. go now, go the the ER. and don't forget to clean up the blood when you get back

Answer 9

i'm sure you will be fine and don't worry about it.  if it starts to hurt a doctor but that happened to me before and i just let it scab over. it'll grow back.  just a question. how did you type this question?  with one hand?  haha my brother bit mine off.  did you use scissors or a butter knife?

Answer 10

Heat up an iron and burn it, put the limb on ice in a cooler... drive to doctor before passing out... sounds like a video game or something haha

Answer 11

was dat ur right or left! f*ck it cut da other 1 off with ur feet!!!!!!

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Answer 12

Well if you are not joking [which you may be] call 911 by punching the 3 numbers with one hand and then picking it up. Follow there instructions because they no best!

Answer 13

Ummm, you are either stupid or pulling some dumb joke because, if you cut your arm off you would not ask us incompetent not to bright people, I'm gonna say you should have called an ambulance and check your will out.

Answer 14

Call 911 and put your arm in the freezer and scream.

Answer 15

Nah doctor will just lock you up for being a nutter!!  Stick it back in place, put a coat on then walk out in front of a car.  The driver will find your arm and think he did it then call an ambulance.  They will stop the bleeding then you can come home and ask us another question without ended up in the nuthouse!!

Answer 16

HAHA omg noooo just let your arm bleed.

Answer 17

Sounds serious.  

Answer 18

Cut the other one off so that you don't lose your balance.

Answer 19

2 choices....either... get a huge metal pan..heat on stove to 400 degrees...then burn arm hole shut. this will sterilize, and stop bleeding..   choice 2- get A LOT of band aids..take your chances.  

Answer 20

Purchase some shoes with velcro closures, because tying laces at this point sure would be difficult.

Answer 21

Yes, you should go see a doctor. Don't forget to bring your arm with you. Maybe they can sow it back on. Hopefully.

Answer 22

Well at least you can scratch your back with it now....

Answer 23

use the other one to summon help.  

Answer 24

Graft a spike onto it, and reattach it to your forehead.

Answer 25

if your arm is actually off then you shud go hospital

otherwise stick a plaster on with one of those pics on^-^

and did u not get blood over the keyboard as you tiped this:]?

Answer 26

you are probably dead by now, so no, no need to bother the quack.

Answer 27

YES!!!!!! Call the hospital or your doctor !!!!!

Answer 28

find the other bit and bit of super glue will help  

Answer 29

ummmmm yea wtf   http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

Answer 30

No dont see a doctor...

Answer 31

put the arm on a stick and stick it up your sleeve so it looks like your other arm is still in tact and you can friek people out by like sticking your hand on the stove or chopping it off or something but just make sure you chop of the hand that's on a stick, if you forget which is which, then you're a dum-dum