I've just got back from holiday with a super suntan so should I put on my lederhosen to go to the pub tonight

Question

I like to give the guys a treat now and again. It's Friday night and I'm ready for action, traction and satisfaction!

Answer 1

Don't forget to set off your ensemble with a natty Tyrolean hat:

http://www.flagshipfancydress.co.uk/ekmp...

I'm concerned that you are "ready for traction".  Are you expecting things to get violent at your local?

Answer 2

zip or tie fastening , colour , top ? cleaned & polished ? traction - weights & bench . let us know how much satisfaction and drink you get , go on you know you want to . community service ?

Answer 3

Do you mean just lederhosen? What pub? I'll try to get there.

Answer 4

depends on the weather

Answer 5

Aye - why the heck not? Get them legs out !!!!! woop woop

Answer 6

I need more help with this one. What is a "lederhosen"? I'm going to look it up. I'll be right back.........O.K., I'm back......They are cute! Do you think it's a good idea, though? Alana---you're "just asking for it"! I'm concerned about your stellar reputation. And, how much can those red-blooded Brits take? You're asking a lot of them.  Wouldn't Gar look good in them???? Let's get him some. Do they come in leather?

Answer 7

Oh, outstanding!

Though I suspect the lederhosen might be overkill. You sound more than capable of single-handedly surrounding any pub then  picking the occupants off, one by one :o)

Go get 'em!

Answer 8

have fun with your community service!

Answer 9

A bit late-but yes, yes and thrice yes.Slap them thighs.

Answer 10

Yes please!

Answer 11

yeah why not