I've lost my ariat boot...?

Question

and i also think i've lost my funny...i told a joke yesterday and i just ended up creating an awkward moment..!

and also how do i find my ariat boot?

Answer 1

oh... poor boot   :(   it is probably out in the cold freezing to DEATH!...lol or maybe the person(s) you told the joke to were like...

"WOW, this person is really lame... i think im gonna steal their boot!!"... no im just kidding!...

GOOD LUCK  finding your funny and your boot!

Answer 2

(OH NO the trolls might have stole it!!)

1. Check the dog house

2. Look to the left and right of where the other boot lay lol

3. Don't forget to ask the sock stuck in the dryer!!

You know what happens to me time after time... Right when I get a replacement for what I lost, I usually find it soon after!!

Ooor just start looking for something else you lost and you will find it!!

Edit: I will keep an eye out here for your boot and funny...

seriously....  thumbs down? ...oh well someone doesn't like our humor...

Answer 3

I would start by calling for the boot..here bootie here bootie, bootie, bootie...I'm sure if it hears you it will answer and come running back to it's foot.

There is also a superstition..that if you take a glass and turn it upside down...hmmmm forget if its' inside or outside in the dirt..that you will remember where you put whatever it was you lost.

I never tried it..but you've got nothing to lose and a bootie to gain!!

*****EDIT*****

UhOh...now you have two bootie's missing???? I think it's time for a double bootie call !!

Answer 4

You could always try paging it. ;)

*edit* about your funny --- laugh like nobody heard you.

Answer 5

Talk to the lone socks...they know everything!!  I wouldn't just talk...I'd GRILL them...under a spotlight...They know.....I KNOW THEY KNOW!!  *They're plotting as we speak*

**edit...funnies can be Fickle...could be Under the bed...might be Next door...I do know they are sometimes Never around when You need them.

*Did ya find it???*

Answer 6

That's not what was down the toilet is it ?

Edit> ask the aliens ?

Edit> Who let the trolls out who who who ?

Answer 7

have you tried looking on your foot, or idk maybe still in the stirrup, or, or, it might have run away, i think i would cry if one of my ariats did a runner! as for your funny.... i think its where you last left it.... or it too ran away.

Answer 8

id try looking for it...

and if that doesnt help just ask around if anyone's seen it

or you could try paging it

or GRILLing the lone socks

that could work too

Answer 9

Maybe the hoof picks ran off with them. Those sneaky buggers!!

Answer 10

Well this is where everybody is!!!! are we on a Bootie mission? They can only be in 2 places, my house or the barn. I have lost my sense of humor too. Im still in a funk since the news.